Can you tell me how....to get the hell away from you?

Where do people come up with this and WHY do they think I care?

Everyone's a comedian...

I can't handle it. Mostly because you aren't funny. And if you are not funny, I question your ability to be brainy. Someone, please give me hope that it gets better.

Fucking disgusting

Pardon my French but this username is reprehensible. And, it makes me gag. Nice bathroom selfie...is there where you perform your boss cunnilingus? Because you are disgusting.

Psychosis

Just when you think you've seen, or read, it all....

Captain?

I don't know where to begin. Should I start with run on sentences? Desperation? Shaming me for being on this site? OH wait, maybe with the fact that he's dressed like Jack Sparrow...

Inanimates

So, I guess people still use the word 'gay' to mean stupid. Unless he thinks they are homosexual. In which case, I am more confused.

Quite what?

To be fair, this is still from OKC.

First, the username. Epicatsex? Is this supposed to be funny, as in, a joke? Because, if so, then it leads me to believe you are probably less than epic at sex. In fact, you're probably pretty bad. And if it isn't, well, I think you're disgusting.

Second, I think he means quiet. I hope he means quiet...I think. Actually, I don't care what he means because the username is still terrible.

....sigh

Online dating...still kind of the worst.

I thought perhaps I was doing it wrong by only having a profile on OKC. You know, it's free so it may attract people who aren't looking for anything past a one night stand. So, after forcing my roommate to try it first, I joined Match. Let me tell you, it's still pretty bad! It's quite discouraging. However, it will provide me with some new material which is the silver lining I am choosing today!